Tarzan the monkey man
Sitting on a rubber band
He slips
He falls
He's hanging by his balls.

Cherie Lee and Sim JoAnn
Go home after playing lan
One trips
One calls
Watch out for those balls.

Poor Tarzan, one of them
Has castrated the monkey man
He's creeped
Appalled
At the horrors of no balls.

Tarzan the monkey man
To this day tries to pretend
"I'm hip
I'm tall
But I might not have my balls."

-credits to below post for stimulating my randomness and imagination.