a short story.
no teachers were hurt in the process of making this film.
STORYLINE: (must read)
a group of people are in a war.
what kind of war, i don't know.
up to you to let your imagination
flap its puny little wings.

Charles: laopo, i'm gonna miss you very much... );
Dwayne: it's okay... I WILL WAIT FOR YOU! <3>

Yixuan: COMRADRES, GATHER IN FRONT OF THE HANDPRINT THINGISH NOW. :D
Chearmin: we must set off immediately! yixuan, you lead.
Yixuan: definitely. (thinks- 'WHY ME.')
Nigel: wise decision, indeed... (thinks- 'THANK GOD NOT ME.')
Dwayne: i'm the modern day Hua Mulan. my laogong busy right now, i subbing him.

Charles: -in the inside- (wah i damn scared now. WAR SIOL.)
Nigel: i've always wondered... i mean, it's so curious... it's grey, and it has FOUR LEGS! i wonder what it is...
Charles: -on the outside- HELL YEAH. I'M SO EXCITED. LETS GO TO WAR. WOOOO!!
Yixuan -thinks- (should i tell charles his wife is cheating on him behind his back...?) hmm.
(AFTER THE WAR...)
Nigel: battle's over. we lost. AND WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO THE GIRL IN FRONT OF YOU.
Charles: nothing much.
Nigel: ... okay... btw, i'm pregnant with my 3rd. the mum is your wife, and yes we're lesbian and we're moving to Timbaktu together.
Kimberlee: ? -thinks- (i must have heard wrongly.)
THE END!!
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EPILOGUE...
Nigel: you know, charles, i have this burning question in my mind... i've always wanted to ask you this!! well, so here it goes... -breathes- what IS this??
Charles: it's a freaking chair, noob.
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end :D
CREDITS.
Actors --- as themselves.
Director --- Song YY.
Cameraman: Song YY.
Scriptwriter: Song YY & Tan Z.
Editor: Tan Z.
Publisher: Tan Z.
Crew: Song YY & Tan Z.
Proudly brought to you by a Y&Z Production.
Director's Note:
We had our inspiration
while we were sitting in Burger King
and bluetoothing each other class pictures.
random lame story.
kthxbai.
i'm sorry i ate up 5 minutes of your life.
it was totally unintentional.
no offence intended! :p
- adminY.
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